Mervyn King, the Governor of the Bank of England, feels that another round of Quantitative Easing (QE) is on the cards in the near future after the UK and various European economies haven't responded to medical treatment and have slipped further into the mire over the last 6 weeks. 

Rumours that Jimmy Carr's Accountant has been contacted for advice are untrue, though Jimmy himself was unavailable for contact, being somewhere offshore at the moment. His tour of Jersey, the Isle of Man, Monaco, the Cayman Islands and Belize hasn't quite been finalised and it is believed other dates will be announced shortly.